Today was just one of those mornings. You know..when you wake up feeling like you only took a 15 min nap. I woke up tired as all hell thinking I surely still had 3 to 4 hours sleep left. But lo and behold, I look at my phone and my alarm is set to go off in 12 minutes! FML. [...]

Welcome the Lamborghini Gallardo LP 570-5 Super Trofeo Stradale. “Based on Lambos that race in the Blancpain Super Trofeo, the special edition supercar retools those track-burning racers for street use.  That means, you not only get a fresh-faced Gallardo, it’s fine-tuned for speed freakish performance, too.” (1) That fine-tuning gets you a 570-hp V10 engine that’ll go from 0 to [...]

“the Peugeot HX-1, powered by a 2.2 liter HDi diesel i-4 hybrid” It’s the first ever diesel hybrid the world has seen…and it may just be the sickest looking car on the road. I personally have no interest in the fact that it’s the first diesel hybrid…but “half-scissor” doors, as they’re calling them, in the front AND in the back!? [...]

Sometimes you get bored and don’t know what the hell to do. You’ve worked all day or studied all day or loafed all day and there’s nothing on tv. Check these clips out…….or get a life. I did the former.

Josh Owens (Twitter) does some great photography, and showcases his work in video form. While watching his most recent vid, Manhattan in Motion, I couldn’t help but admit that there truly is no place like New York. I would rather live/travel to a number of other cities, but the Big Apple pushed the human experience to the limits like no [...]

Taste the rainbow. LMAO.

I like to think that i’m a fairly reasonable individual. In fact…I was recently selected by TSA, for additional security screening, upon returning from the UK. That’s fine. I’m a 26 year old, Nigerian, male, traveling overseas alone for a short period of time. However, this is a 6 year old girl traveling with her mother within the US. I [...]

Now Accepting Applications! Before joining this illustrious organization, chaired by yours truly, you must currently express the following symptoms: extended periods of drowsiness, lasting an indefinite period of time it feels like every time you look at the clock it’s past midnight you’re awake for emails from Groupon you’re awake to see day –> night –> day diphenhydramine and melatonin [...]

I did my laundry tonight. No interruptions. No randomly mixed loads. None of that. Somehow, I lost exactly 1 sock per load (3). WTF. How? When? Where? and why ONLY socks!? Impossible! I am convinced that the Robin Hood of my washing machine and/or dryer takes one sock per load and uses them to make quilts for orphans in Tajikistan. [...]

10 things thou shalt abide by while texting/BBMing/etc… 1. PSA: DO NOT TEXT & DRIVE. I text and drive, but I wish I didn’t. Not just because it’s the law, but because we have all experienced that heart-stopping moment when you look up from your phone and ____________ (fill in horrifying experience). The sad thing is that, after you escape [...]

The Bugatti Boyz (Diddy & Rick Ross), Pharrell, and company…blow $1 million in King of Diamonds (well-known Miami strip club, host to Lil Wayne welcome home party, Drake bday party, and DJ Khaled bday party in recent months) They had to bring the Brinks truck out. Black trash bags wouldn’t do the job. $1mil at a strip club. Fiscal liberalism [...]

Aston Martin is pushing an online marketing agenda surrounding the release of their new line of vehicles, featuring the Aston Martin Rapide four-door saloon. Probably the nastiest 4-dr coupe on the market (atleast until my baby, the Benz CLS, comes out in 2013). Oh yea, Swizz Beats makes a short cameo in the 3rd vid.

Oxytocin: a hormone secreted by the posterior pituitary gland; stimulates contractions of the uterus and ejection of milk. Commonly referred to as the love hormone or the cuddle chemical (i.e. post-smash booluvin) Writing in the New York Times, Nicholas Wade says: As oxytocin comes into sharper focus, its social radius of action turns out to have definite limits. The love and [...]

1. Smiley Riley is the reincarnation of Falkor (from the movie The Neverending Story) #imjustsaying 2. Antoine Dodson needs to be shipped to a remote island off the coast of noman’s land. I’m dead serious. 3. Last night during the Nuggets game, point guard Ty Lawson (D.M.V representative) was the proud recipient of the greatest list of nicknames ever created. [...]

I tried taking out the trash this morning and almost busted my ass about 43 times (my wardrobe consists of not one pair of weather-appropriate footwear). On days like this, other than shopping for non-sanitation-worker-looking boots online, I like to catch up on funny clips/movies/shows. Here are a couple that got me rolling this morning: LOL. I actually forgot this [...]

Ron Artest and 50-Tyson should make an album together. Since when did this fool become a human rights activist? and who the hell is that trying to sing?? Craigslist posting for a blind-date dinner party. *drops mic*

It’s a shame that teen pregnancy has gotten to this point. 90 girls in one highschool in one year…ridiculous. What’s not mentioned in this clip is that Frayser High School is a Title 1 institution that receives government aid based on how many students qualify for free or reduced-price lunch (low income households). At Frayser, nearly 100% of the student [...]

Over the past year I have developed a sincere love for Lady Gaga. #thatisall on that. Gaga’s tips for Halloween: 1) Friends + Whiskey = “shit-hammered” fun 2) Blonde wig 3) $2 hair extension 4) leather (or pleather for those feeling the recession) 5) sex (…) I will be dusting off my grown-man-ness to escort my 11 yr old sister [...]

Word though? Do these Jersey Shore kids really get money like that? Twin Bentley GTs customized from top to bottom by Unique Autos? Not cheap. Not cheap at all. And judging by those headlights, i think those are the 2011 models. Can someone please let me know how I can get on a reality show? This MD thing is taking [...]

I posted this video on YouTube a while back as part of a blog post. To date, it’s gotten almost 450,000 views and over 900 comments. I guess a lot of people are interested. Take a look.