Why????? I thought this whole Twilight thing passed on. This means I have to walk around for another year wondering why every third adolescent in the mall thinks it’s cool to look like a vampire, and why I’m supposed to know what people mean when they refer to some random “Edward” guy.

I thought this whole vampire thing had its day in the limelight back in the 90s when my age group watched The Muppets, Adams Family, Dracula, Frankenstein, and other cartoons that started the whole gothic movement in the first place.

These vampires aren’t even cool. They’re a bunch of emo teenagers #fail. Anyway, here’s the trailer for the third installment of the Twilight saga.

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