There are some things that automatically disqualify you from being dated. I honestly think these points are universal and therefore should apply to both men and women.
1) You wear shades in the club
This says more about you than you think. Honestly there can only be a few reason why you walked out of the house with shades on at 12 midnight:
you are high as a kite
you like to stare at people without them knowing
you are the unknown member of Three Six Mafia
or you have a medical condition known as photophobia
The only one I may be able to let you slide with is the photophobia…and you probably shouldn’t be shaking your ass under a strobe light if that’s the case.
2) You have no car
If you are over the age of 21 without a car, I just can’t rock with you (R.I.P MJ). I can understand being in college and not having a car…and really you should have some means of getting around independently by your senior year. I really can’t get down with driving to go pick you up, take you out, then driving to go drop you off EVERYTIME. Yea once in a while is not that big of a deal, but that kind of driving can get costly…and i’m just a student. Give me a break. Step your game up. This is not Bedrock (and even they had a car)
3) Your breath stinks (halitosis)
I’m sure everyone has their own bar set for where the breath-o-meter goes DING! DING! DING! but there should be a universal level where it just comes down to hygiene. This level is past the “I just took a shot of Patron” breath and past the “damn those Funyuns were great” breath. The breath i’m talking about can only be described by the Blackberry Messenger smiley with the green face.
4) You have never been in a relationship
Why? What’s wrong with you? What happened? ESPECIALLY if you’re the prettiest girl i’ve seen in a while, I find it hard to believe that you went 20+ years without one romantic encounter. If you’re not crazy, insecure, or lying…then I’m sorry but I just don’t have the time to teach you all there is to know about dating a person. I also can’t imagine reliving all those horrific, hyper/melo-dramatic moments that everyone except you has experienced and vowed to avoid for as long as they live.
5) You’re bisexual
No such thing. Enough said.
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You know i agree with this whole list. The guy I’m dating is probably the sweetest guy I know we both are in the same position working hard he works seven days a week and goes to school. Yet he doesn’t have a car and doesn’t drive. He is content with saving his money because now i regret having a car the payments, the insurance, and the maintenance kills me and I make pretty decent money.
Even though he doesn’t drive he is the best. So i guess sometimes you have to let somethings go. Ive been driving since i was 15 though and i couldn’t imagine not driving. I always said i would never date a guy would didnt have a car at my age but I can’t even tell you how everything else he does for me makes up for it. At the end of the day he has a huge savings bigger then mine because i’m messing with car notes and stuff.
Given a point or two no doubt, but the other ones – r u serious?!
yea. i guess some people are better equipped to deal with these things than I am.
Ladies take note or else it’ll be ‘i don’t know how he treat you, how they do it where you at, but all i’m tryin to say is you should know me like that – you don’t know me like that, you don’t know me like that, you don’t know me like that, you don’t know me like that…
Girl, you should know me like that, you should know me like that, you should know me like that, you should know me like that…’
or else their won’t be no 5 stacks on the make up bag
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